First, there is an epidemic of man-capris in Paris, which comes as no great surprise.
We know these aren't the same thing as shorts, but once you start wearing capris, it's a slippery slope down . . .
And just in case you thought this was the work of rogue Frenchmen, flaunting their pasty legs in the face of fashionability, think again. The Champs-Elysées boasts some of the most coveted window-display real estate in Paris, and even there, shorts are beginning to appear.
Normally we'd be excited about this liberalization of men's wear, since the unspoken ban on shorts has always seemed unfair. But as we said, it's a slippery slope from capris down, and we saw evidence of the unsightliness that often accompanies shorts-wearing.
Short shorts remind us that as France transitions into a shorts-wearing nation, it must set a new standard for warm weather clothing. I recommend we call it "comfortable chic." Emphasis (as always) on the chic - sorry, short shorts fans.
We saw a gentleman wearing the absolute shortest shorts ever in Versailles yesterday. He could very well have been a tourist, but this wasn't a comfort thing -- when you wear cutoff denim shorts THAT short you are clearly making some kind of a fashion statement.
ReplyDeleteIt's important for us to stress that we took special care to confirm that we were taking photographs of shorts-wearing Frenchmen, and not tourists. We certainly don't put it beyond tourists to exercise a kind of cultural colonialism, imposing their decadent shorts-wearing habits on an innocent population. Darn those incorrigible importers of short shorts!
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