The Dreaded "Bath"

It took us almost two months, but last weekend Panda finally got a "bath." I put the word in scare quotes because she actually got a "shower," which is also in scare quotes because, while the event took place in our stand-up shower, we used the Euro-standard, removable shower head, which made the whole experience much more like going to an actual groomer. Except it took place in a stand-up shower, and we had to do the work.

Unfortunately, we were unable to document the actual "bath," so hopefully what I've already said gives you enough of a mental picture. What I can offer are before and after videos, which pretty much say it all, while still leaving something to the imagination.

Before:

After (or, Panda's silent criticism of French political opposition to headscarves):

That's one bitter dog. And one last video for good measure:

Yes, Maggie, you really do sound like that when you talk to Panda.