Panda Rx

It's time for an update on Panda's separation anxiety, which flared up shortly after our arrival here. We had to double her medication for a while, but now we've worked her back down to her regular dosage and she's responding well - not a peep when we leave her alone. What a relief! (For us and for the neighbors.)

People generally seem surprised to hear that Panda is on Prozac, but it's so much crazier than that. Not only is she on Prozac (technically a generic, but whatever), but she also has her name on a file at the Porter Square CVS.

Let's see, as if picking up prescription drugs for my dog at the CVS weren't enough, they had to ask for a name, and Panda Epstein was the only thing I could come up with. Rest assured, Maggie was not happy. In the future, all prescriptions will be made out to Panda Face Kaiserstein, which is her full legal name.